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Reed

Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.

Dont be a Reed.

"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"

by FUReed February 2, 2022


Reed

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.

Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.

by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019


Reed

A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊

Reed was dry humping aubreys bag

by Name shame December 11, 2019


Reed

total bottom

Guy: Look its Reed!
Girl: Hah total bottom!

by hahanothankschief November 28, 2019


reeds

an amazing group of people

"whats up reeds, how are you today"

by enbyfrog January 28, 2022


Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.

Check that old man with his dick in a box
“Oh thats just reed

by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 10, 2018


Reed

Constantly complaining about literally everything.

I know its monday, but why dobyou always have to be such a reed

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021