down by the river

Awesome song by Neil Young with one of the greatest guitar solos I have ever heard.

If you need proof that Neil Young is one of the greatest guitarists, listen to Down by the River.

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Priest River

A town in northern Idaho, manly noted for its failing lumber industry, streets with no sidewalks, and its hate for people from California. It is also known as the shithole between the annoying assholes from Spokane Washington and the gorgeous haven of Priest Lake.The best place to eat is Mac's, a local gas station. If you don't own an ATV or a gun, there isn't much to do. and the internet is slow as fuck. the people who drive through often say "hey, that looks like a town, only smaller"

Priest River passed a law outlawing education, liberalism, and black people.

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Elk River

A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.

I live in Elk River, Minnesota.

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Spirit River

A small hick town in the shittiest area of Canada. Live there if you like extra chromosomes and alcoholism.

In Spirit River, he's yer uncle and yer daddy!

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River Digger

One who digs in their vagina and removes their discharge.

that girl in english class is such a river digger. i saw her digging in her vagina

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Three Rivers

Boring, little town in the mitten state where there is plenty of fast food, meijer, walmart and nothing to do.

person 1: "I'm from Three Rivers."
person 2: "I'm sorry."

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Great River

Great River is the Richest town by median house value of the Islips. If you live in Great River chances are that you are extremely rich. People act like it is a park, chances are if you see a person on the streets of Great River and they aren't what appears to be their property they are just sightseeing, Nobody in this community is Black or Hispanic, and seeing a person of that race is considered extremely rare and is the equivalent of seeing a Giraffe in NYC. Theres only 2 companies that reside in Great River, The Great River Deli and Tedesco's Trattoria. The Great River Deli makes the Best Chicken Bacon Bombers in all of the Islips and you will never see anybody at Tedesco's Trattoria. Great River Kids go to the East Islip School Districts Schools and have a tendency to dress prepie and have huge parties in their backyards. They are known to drive expensive cars around such as Rolls Royce, Lamborghini, Audi, Mercedes, and Bmw.

Did you see that kid in that Lamborghini?
Yeah I did...
Must be one of those damn Great River kids

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