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Romeo Middle school

A school in the middle of buttfuck nowhere where every girl wears lululemons and has no brain

"dude that sucks you go to Romeo Middle School"

by Romeomiddlehater March 3, 2023


The Romeo and Juliet Punishment

this false crime happens and get a good guy arrested for being in love . so it can happen many ways and i will show two here. let's say a 24 year old guy got with a 16 year old girl when she turn legal age of consent right? but didn't even have sex right away anyway and they so in love the society and police how long yall been together having sex. and she don't want to seem fast and gave it up too easy so she says they been together for 6 years and now she's 17, and he's 25. when they might of just started...so she don't look like a slut, and he had every intention of doing right by her and marrying her but they arrested him for criminal sexual conduct 1st degree and 2nd degree because she was a minor and has life imprisonment and probably get rape in prison because people thought he rape a little girl. another way is a girl who is underage like 13 years old having a relationship with a 24 year old but he don't have sex with her yet because shes not the legal age of consent. and when people ask if they have sex she says yes because she feels guilty because he buys her all kinds of gifts out of love and fast food every day and no one gets to eat out every day but rich people so now this person goes to prison forever too and probably get rape when he would of waited until she was age and did nothing wrong and married her too, both cases would of.

people be so evil with they do to innocent people like The Romeo and Juliet Punishment.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 26, 2022


romeo and arianna

A young couple who wasn't ready for love but also weren't ready to let go

Wow Romeo and Arianna are so cute together

by Hi hi hi hi hi hi July 12, 2018


Romeo's route

Skateboard terminology.
When a skateboarder grinds or slides on a handrail up a stairset instead of down.
An inference to Romeo and Juliet, wherein Romeo climbs the balcony to Juliet. In this case, the skater, "Romeo", rides the rail up the stairs to "Juliet".

Jeremy leapt up to the rail into a crooked grind, taking Romeo's route up the 4 set.

by Antoine Remindola November 27, 2020


Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.

Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)

To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.

If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.

(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)

Romeo and Juliet is not cringe. You just watched a bad adaptation of it.

by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023


Romeo and Juliet

An actually good and simple love story bastardized by an English playwright, featuring a fiery but gentle lady from the Capulets/Cappellettis, a stubborn but passionate lad from the Montagues/Montecchis, poison, secret marriage, dagger, death and sleeping with some old bones.

If only those damn teachers know Romeo and Juliet for what it actually is...

by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023


Club Alfa Romeo Bulgaria

Club Alfa Romeo Bulgaria is a Fb group of fans and owners of alfa romeo cars that doesnt actually do club stuff and focuses on creating the same post over and over again. Usually consisting of questions if there are clean alfas and or dirty ones.
Fights are often seen here and uaually result to one person banned per week.
Another thing that the group loves is entering cars of the maker alfa in online competitions that are decided by the amount of likes resulting in the whole group liking a stock 1.6 156 alfa with falling bumpers and winning against a audi r8.

Club Alfa Romeo Bulgaria the place where the most important question is how clean or dirty your alfa is...
Are there any clean / dirty alfaaas ???
JTD is de wae!

by Tinom5 January 19, 2018