A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.
*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"
King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.
Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.
When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.
Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.
another way of saying "get er done"
I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!
A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.
Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.
He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.
An angry Cock that is over-dosed on viagra and will not settle down. It is also a very contagious std that will burn holes in a female's vagina. THERE IS NO CURE.
Pride: Brian had such a rabid rooster.
Monkee: oh I know, it was amazing.
The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse
Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!