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Any attack or other operation by the Russian military that fails, regardless of scale or losses.
Person 1:"Man, the Russians got their asses kicked last week
Person 2:"Don't you see you ignorant westoid, it was a brilliant Russian Feint, the invasion is preceding exactly as planned!"
Person 1:"They committed twenty divisions and half the VDV to it, and lost most of them."
Person 2:"Your point?"
Vodka with Jolly Ranchers dissolved in it.
Barkeep, one Jolly Russian Please!
Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).
When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!
When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck
Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker
You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.
Lizzo didn’t want to fuck sober so I pulled a Wobbly Russian on her.
An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.
Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine
Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home
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When two people, one usually from russian descent shit on eachothers foreheads and head-butt eachother.
The other day i watched a video of two people performing the russian truffle.
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