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When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.
That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.
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Coined by the dyke punk band Rusty Curtains. Used to describe the following types of Vaginas:
1. Blood covered/coated. Usually because of menstruation.
2. A vagina that has not seen play in a while.
3. An old scary vagina, that you fear may give you tetanus.
Example for all 3 definitions:
She had rusty curtains. I fucked her anyway.
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When you butt hump a girl with soft penile entry and your man peice squishes up like a sliky
It wont go in right now, im experiencing the Rusty Slinky!
I tried Viagra but it just didn't help my rusty slinky problems
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(Noun) A rusty breeze is the odor of the anus that emmits off someones body as they walk past you, this is due to the insufficient wiping of the anus.
"Damn did get that wiff of that girls rusty breeze over there?"
"Yo last night I forgot to wipe my ass and
I had the worst rusty breeze."
Source: Jenna Ippolito and Ryan Cataldo (Joe Cats is god!), New York
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When a guy gets fucked in the ass by his girlfriend with a dildo, or other long, hard, object and then performs oral sex on the dildo.
Ben likes to receive Rusty Hidalgo's, because he can get pounded in the ass and suck himself off.
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Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.
Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)
Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.
These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.
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To be known as a person that wears a mullet and mustache with pornstar confidence while performing a dirty sanchez.
John was often referred to as a 'Rusty Mingo' while describing his sexual escapades.
Phil yelled: "Good damn Eli! You sure pulled off the 'Rusty Mingo' in that threesome.
Eli replied : "You know it...my mullet and moustache were rockin' it!
The lure of the Kavorka is not as powerful as the the lure of the Rusty Mingo Kavorka.
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