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Old school for carbinated drink. Hope, Arkansas country slang for 7-UP or Cola drinks.
Go to the ice box and get me some soda wata Jr.
Madea, how much soda wata you wont me to po fa you? Just a lil bit boy. Daddy Leroy fina get some from da liquir sto cuz wez almost bout to be out.
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I sucked all the cherry soda out of that woman's cunt.
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Sperm soda is a sex act for boys and girls of the age of 16 to 20, the sex act begins by a man purchasing 3 of his favourite soda cans and a glass, then the boy and girl must drink the soda, then the girl needs to have the urge to pee and so will the man then the man must use his dick and stuff it on the girls vagina then the man needs to cum when the girl needs to pee then they must use a glass to pour the semen and pee from the vagina then they mix it with theyre favourite soda and add a shot of smirnoff vodka and drink the whole thing
Jake: hey micheal today i just made a sperm soda with my girl it tasted so good we made a restaurant to mix our pee and semen in it
Micheal: thats great (why do i hang out with you)
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kid: can i get a coke
lady: hers a check
kid: wtf??!?!! dayummmm nigga bootleg coke
lady: no its a check soda :)
kid: nigguh plz
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Caustic soda is the trade name of Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH), which is an agent used to clear drains of junk that has gotten there someway or other. It is allso a cheap source of hydrogen gas.
Put some in a bottle along with tin foil, add water and pull a balloon over the top. Watch as it inflates and there, you have a balloon o' hydrogen.
It can manipulate your voice in a similar way to helium, but it's cheaper, or when mixed with oxygen and lit it can manipulate other people's voices into sounding as though they're muted, along with sounds of any sort really.
Warning: Caustic soda is very caustic, as one might understand. Getting it in your eyes is actually worse than getting a strong acid there.
Allso, a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is quite volatile.
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You didn't hear this from me.
After my girlfriend took a shower, the drain was clogged with hair. I can't believe she has that much, or had. It took all my caustic soda to get rid of, so now I can't preform as Mickey the Mouse for the children.
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Eating a very large amount of beets and then taking a shit. The resulting turd will be, and cause the entire inside of the toilet to change colors to, bright red.
Hey bro want some cherry soda?
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The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".
Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!
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