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when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.
I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.
Jake pulled back the sheets and there was a plethora of scare bond in the bed
What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic
Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
The scared Leopard hides in Bondi taunting the tough Novocastrian pilchard. When invited for a box, always hides in the tree..
Jesus your such a scared leopard, come down for a box
What scares people is wholey irrelevant to me and fun for entertainment purposes.
Hym "What SHOULD scare people is that subverting my will is more important to you than their lives. What SHOULD scare people is that their rights are just the WHIMS of those who CHOOSE to acknowledge them. And ME? I'm not even a cyborg made of nanobots yet! It's WAY to early to be afraid of ME!"