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when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
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What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic
Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
The scared Leopard hides in Bondi taunting the tough Novocastrian pilchard. When invited for a box, always hides in the tree..
Jesus your such a scared leopard, come down for a box
Feeling like a funny but unsuspected think is about to happen
Someone: 'grabs a knife'
Other: "oh no I'm scared"
Other: 'dies'
Currency obtained after interacting with furniture, decor, or other objects.
Coined in “ Can You Beat Luigi's Mansion 3 Without Collecting Any Money? - DPadGamer”
“Scare coins can be found in many things.”
People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.
Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.
Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.
High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!