cub scout

This is a person who attempts to find cubsfor his/her friend. Similiar to a Yenta, only gay.

Good Cub Scout - "Shaun, I found you a hot cub. He plays on the rugby team and has a goatee!"

Bad Cub Scout - "Shaun, I found you a cub. He's deaf, blind, mute and walks with a limp. But he's alive -- just your type!"

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Girl Scouts

When people act like a bunch of whiny bitches or argue like bitches.

Person 1: Oh my god dude, I'm reporting you for hacking.
Person 2: Kid you're just mad I'm good at the game.
Me: Y'all a bunch of girl scouts.

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wiki-scouting

The act of going onto wikipedia.org, searching some a topic, and then randomly clicking on any underlined blue word that takes you to a whole different subject. Usually is done repetively for hours at a time.

"Man wiki-scouting is going to get me some bad grades. Here I am supposed to be searching "The Cold War", and now im all the way on the Atlantic Ocean."

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Scout Foxfire

A red fox, somehow contaminated by a biohazard disease, granting him supernatural abilities.

Scout: Hey! The names Scout, Scout Foxfire... erm what were you expecting eh?

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scouts honor

fingering a girl with three fingers while outdoors.

Hayden: yo Jake I totally scouts honored Johns girl last night
Jake: that's live bro

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boy scout camp

A place in the summer where boy scouts work on merit badges needed for obtaining the Eagle Scout rank/go to have fun for a week. You can hike, swim, fish, bike,etc. Or you can just spend all your money on Mountain Dew at the Trading Post the whole time. The only major problem of boy scout summer camp? There are unfortunately no girls there. :(

Remember how I spent all my money at the trading post on the first night of boy scout camp? Good times.

Marine Scout Sniper

A Marine highly skilled in feildcraft and marksmenship, who delivers long-range precision fires at selected targets from conceled positions in support of combat operations. A "Hunter Of Gunmen" (HOG). Silent professional.

168 grain 7.62x51 NATO (.308 caliber) HPBT Round, fired out of an M40, by a Marine Scout Sniper, hollowed out the enemy's brain cavity.

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