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Seals are life. Seals are love.
24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.
We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.
Extremely popular cocktail consisting of Goslings black seal Bermuda rum and tonic water.
yo Jerome is getting after it right now!
“Arrrff arrrfff arrrff”
That’s that seal juice for you, cools you down while it jacks you up. What an amazingly refreshing beverage choice
Extremely popular cocktail consisting of Goslings black seal Bermuda rum and tonic water.
Man I could go for some seal juice right now
When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"
Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave
Gerald. See below
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Gerald is thicc 4 life
“Thiccness is true to life” yes it is
Thicc seal means great animal
A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.
You should have seen the look on Cindy's face when I finished with the sappy seal!
The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.
I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.