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When you jizz in between their cheeks.
I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.
When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.
Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!
When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.
Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.
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The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.
My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.
Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.
Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"
Another word for an overly used vagina
Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.
This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.
Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.