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when you get caught doing something gay
“Bro he slippin on semen”
When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz
Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen
Another word for an overly used vagina
Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.
This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.
Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.
when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin
hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen
When a huge amount of semen is built up in the anus of a homosexual
Man, that was huge semen plug that Derek finally was able to pass!
When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.
Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?
Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.