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A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.
Dude, dont go out with jenna, shes crazy. shes for sure a semen saver.
Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”
When a huge amount of semen is built up in the anus of a homosexual
Man, that was huge semen plug that Derek finally was able to pass!
when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused
jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!
9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results
We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle
A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!
"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"
Another word for an overly used vagina
Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.