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When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.
Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!
When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.
Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.
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Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.
Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"
This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.
Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.
Another word for an overly used vagina
Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.
when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin
hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen
When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz
Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen