When attractive people decides to bang ugly chicks so they can have a good time every once in a while
If I fuck this girl, I am sure she will remember this for the rest of her life, that is Community Service right there.
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The guys that save your ass every day from thugs, mass fires, and health conditions.
Consists of three common departments:
1. Police department. Keeps your neighborhood safe, and stops criminals of most kinds. They risk their lives the most. Usually drowned by paperwork at the police station. People usually hate them because of either being caught, having a bad experience with one bad apple, or supporting anti-cop BLM movements.
2. Fire department. These guys rescue people from trapped cars, put out large fires, and do emergency technical work. They will save you from a burning building for free. There is normally no paperwork involved, only practical work. People have massive respect for these guys and send their prayers to them for risking their lives for others. If your building is on fire, you (usually) call these guys to put it out.
3. Emergency medical services. They help cardiac arrest patients, literally bring dead people back to life (defibrillator) and try their best to save you. Unfortunately, these guys are unintentionally a gateway to drowning debt for the patient, all thanks to the united states' lack of free emergency healthcare. People don't hate them, but they hate the system that they work for. These services rely on widespread hospitals.
Overall pretty big heroes, the guys that prevent widespread chaos (anarchy), unhabitable land (mass fires), and mass natural cause deaths (underlying health conditions).
My friend collapsed under the fire smoke caused by an arsonist, So I called all the emergency services.
There were a lot of emergency services that responded
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A bottom that is in a top position. Constantly asking if they are doing good. Taking orders from a Dom but being on top. A sub that seems in control but can be flipped at any time.
Sub Male: Am I doing good? I wanna be a good boy! Tell me I'm a good boy please!
Dom: Yes, you're doing amazing. You're my good boy.
Person 1: What's a service top?
Person 2: You know John? He had sex with Becky last thursday. Said he was being dominated even though he was on top.
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To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.
Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.
(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).
Chris:"You're gay!"
Oli: "So's your face!"
Chris:"So's your mother's face".
Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"
Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"
Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*
In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.
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An ending used by a national scout cult
Yours in service,
Cult leader
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Group known for making account generators, With the most popular being the Discord Member Booster
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Wow this Discord selfbot by Pig Services is lit!
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To tell a person off; to argue with superb stability and backing
Man, don't be lettin' her give you lip service like that.
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