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After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.
I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.
Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.
The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.
A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.
Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.
Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.
"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.
When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.
“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”
Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.
Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"
Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"