short ringed

When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.

Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.

Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.

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Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

short-heeled

Derogatory word used to describe a woman that 'falls onto her back' easily. A slut.

I don't know if I should date her; I've heard she's short-heeled.

short-but-slow

A multifaceted PS4 player known for destroying squads and knifing weak players (neav).

That player short-but-slow is a true badass.

short swan

A homosexual method for preventing STD's

I did'nt feel safe so i insisted he performed a short swan.

short mommy

short mfs that are 4,6

zamm shes a short mommy

short guy

Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.

Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.

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