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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
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A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
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Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"
The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.
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Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$
Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
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Hardcore anal. That makes a gooey substance.
I’m ready I’m wearing my sideways cap