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When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!
I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£
Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".
He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.
“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”
“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”
A cute vampire, sometimes a little nerdy. But that's why he is amazing. He is an amazing singer, and looks so f*cking cute. If you ever meet this fanboy, make friends as quickly as possible. He can also mess you up. He can fight pretty well, and can do things no mundane (human) can do. This daylighter will do anything to make the people around him happy. His beautifull body all ways hidden by t - shirts of his band (rock solid panda) or other music / tv shows. A great friend who you should treat better than yourself.
Guy: is that Simon Lewis?
Girl: i so want to be his girlfriend, he is super cute!
Leaving the party way too early before all the fun starts.
Person A: Man this party is going to be wild.
Person B: Yeah…I am going home now cya.
Person A: Oh no don’t pull a Simon on us.
To participate in lewd sexual conduct with toast. Usually dry (without spread).
Person: that person is buying a lot of bread.
Me: they're probably doing a gail simone.
Simons gf is sweet, kind, brave, and most importantly super hot.
ME: You know Scarlet is Simons gf
Them:Totally shes smoking hot!!
The best character in fear street, who didnt deserve to die.
"hey whos your favorite character in fear street?"
"Simon Kalivoda."