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A rainbow found in Pennsylvania, that will willingly suck you off, especially on Fridays.
Jeff: Damn boi he thicc
Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.
The Skittles challenge is an annual event that originated in the Rotherwas area of Hereford, UK, whereby males see how many skittles they can conceal inside their foreskin.
The origins of the skittles challenge are well documented inside Hereford Cathedral. Records of the first event, held a year after the confection became available to the people of Hereford in 1974, are kept inside of a crypt next to the equally as famous 'Mappa Mundi'.
For each attempt there needs to be an independent adjudicator present to count and confirm the amount of skittles that have been concealed. A sexual partner is preferable, as after the event they are rewarded with a taste sensation upon taking the member into their mouth.
Due to an unsavoury act of the 2010 event, there is now a rule in place that states all entries must be accompanied with video evidence of the event in full.
Sam: Hey Seb, how are you getting on with your preparations for this years Skittles Challenge?
Seb: Very well, I posted a personal best of 33 last Tuesday.
Sam: Impressive!
Seb: Afterwards, as Fi-Fi was fellating me, I remarked, 'ahhh..... taste the rainbow'
Sam : Haha, that's a well good quip!
When you nipples pop of your shirt.
“Bro look at his skittles and pizza!”
skittle patel was a famous indian actor, though not many online records can be found of him now. he was most well known as a narcissistic actor who would use his own name as curse wrods.
skittle patel: bloody you man you bloody skittle patel!!!
man: fuck you skittle patel you niigger
Inserting skittles into a vagina then sucking them out during oral sex.
diving for skittles
(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
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The famous gang that kidnapped 6ix9ine,they took out his teeth and replaced them with skittles
Skittle Gang tried to force skittles down my throat last night
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