Skull Puppy

Skull puppy
noun

1.) A specialist, providing oral stimulation services to male genitalia for recompense (drugs, money, etc.).

2.) A promiscuous or immoral woman; one whose bony skeleton of the head is contracted out to a promiscuous or immoral man.

Phil, Uncle Mike asked to go with him to Santa Domingo so we can each get a skull puppy.

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skull burn

the dry nasally tasteof bone in your nose and mouth right when you start peaking on acid..

hey man,that dry boney taste in your mouth is skull burn thats why its dry in your nasal passage to

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Skull Fuck

1) Something, usually a task, that is extremely difficult to perform and thus causes considerable stress as one feels completely unable to do it.

2) When a man lays on top of a woman and thrusts his penis into her mouth, often a violent action.

3) When one receives shot in the head, typically with a gun.

1) "For fuck's sake! That maths exam was a totaly skull fuck."

2) "Coming to mine for a skull fuck?"

3) "Heard about Johnny "The Hat" Bastardtooth?"

"Yeah, Billy the Arse pirate gave him a skull fuck."

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Monkey Skull

A group of 3 or more dudes beating on a chicks skull, with their dicks, until it breaks open. They then consume the chicks brains and fling poo.

Detective Steele suspected the victim was Monkey Skulled, due to the feces on the walls and the lack of brains in her skull.

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Skull trooper

When a female gets skull fucked she is a trooper therefore a skull trooper.

Yo I was with shawty last night. She a real skull trooper.

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Skull Fist

A terrible band from Toronto, Ontario, Canada which plays nu-wave screamo/hipster metal; which invariably consists of an overweight woman aptly named "Sir Shred" a flat chested asian boy named Alison Thunderland and the no talent hack post op transexual Jackie Slater who thinks he's tough tamales but hes gonna be thirty years old doing the same gimmicks

i saw the guitarist shred on top of jackie slaters of Skull Fist's back in 2006 and five years later i saw the exact same thing happen in 2011 cutting edge unique stage maneuvers!

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Skull and Bones

When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.

Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.

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