where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so sheβs blind
I blind slimed my wife last night
Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
The shit you pick off your dick when you're bored and want a quick snack
"Hey bro, can I have a bit of your cheese slime? I'm feeling rather peckish."
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The act of cumming on the feet of a woman after sex, followed thereafter by her putting her feet into her shoes, still covered in cum. Many couples who partake in the act in slime booting (also known as slimers) derive sexual pleasure from the slime bootee wearing slime boots in public.
Girl 1: My boyfriend Tyler is into slime booting!
Girl 2: What is slime booting?
Girl 1: When your boyfriend cums on your feet and then you put your shoes back on, im actually wearing slime boots right now!
The female equivalent of a "mushroom stamp" or "cock slap." The female gracefully glides across the target's body like a slug to mark her territory.
I was just trying to have a relaxing post-coital cuddle when she Slime Trailed me and cackled maniacally.
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After you've had a shit, and theres some residue left on your ass. This isn't the regular kind of shit on your ass, however, as it is especially common after diarrhoea; making it sticky and hard to get rid of. In general, anus slime isn't pleasant.
Oh, Shit! I have some anus slime on my ass!
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