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"brev, shes fit! why don't you sling one up the back of she"
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It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon
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n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
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Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.
Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
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"blatantly throwing ones sexual favors in the general direction of another"
"i was literally sling-shotting _myself_ at him."
1. A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which catapults out 5 peas at zombies closest to your lawn on the left, but has full range and takes sometime to unload the peas out for maximum burst damage.
2. (Jocular or Informal) A wicked or foolhardy person.
"My Sling Peas are doing so good at taking down Zombies when I spam this fella on the battlefield!"
"Stop acting like a sling pea!"
When you're so blazed you feel like climbing a tree.
He was so smoked up he had to sloth sling!