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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 18, 2023


arrow slit

A slit you shoot arrows through dumbass

Hur hur don’t look up ‘arrow slit’ on urban dictionary

by K’tinga Penisbreath May 25, 2020


knuckle slits

The slits are pair of gloves used after by pregnant woman trying to kill the baby by fisting herself trying to pull the fetus

she had to hide the fact that she kill the fetus by using the knuckle slits

by thatonedudebwholovesboobs July 27, 2022


Slit sisters

When two women share the same dick

Tasmin and her mom are slit sisters.

by Kfed1994 September 23, 2017


toe slit

the valley between the camel toe

i could totally slide my credit card in her toe slit

by jackjackheartattack January 21, 2012


slit circle

When you and your suicidal friends are standing in a circle and all at once slit each others throats, killing everyone at once.

Me and my friends made a suicide pact and are doing a slit circle tonight.

by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018


slit slayer

The tools and methodology you use in hotel rooms to prevent the slit of light breaking through their massive blackout curtains.

Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.

“I wedges a chair, a pillow and used a hair clip to prevent the light from seeping into our hotel room at sunrise.”

Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .

by Alt Linguist January 1, 2018