slow dancing

When an individual takes way too long to accomplish anything.

"Yo dude, that girl was totally in to you, but you were slow dancing so I took her home!"

"This hangover is killing me, I've been slow dancing all day!"

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slow pitch

n. A loose approximation of softball in which the standards are lowered, rules are loosely enforced in a friendly manner, all can play, and heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Hey! Take some speed off that pitch Ace. This is slow pitch, not bean ball!

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slow neck

head/blow job
Lots of backwards/forwards at a slow speed

That broad gives good head...I mean real slowneck.

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Slow Loris

A sex position in which the woman sits on the man's lap, facing him, and he tickles her while bouncing, while she lifts her arms up in the air, like the small Asian primate, the Slow Loris.

Hey, wanna Slow Loris with me? You look ticklish.

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Slow Turtle

A guy who is slow to or cannot get an erection before sex. Credit to Orlando...

Poor Kyle, its a shame that he is a slow turtle.

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slow ped

Moron, idiot, slow witted, a person of low intellect.

That Jin is some kind of slow ped.

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slow it down

to lower the volume of something, the opposite of speed it up

*radio playing in background* Hey slow dat down, i got a call.

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