Smell-dick

1. (noun) Badly grammaticised insult for a bit of a knob end, often ascribed to those of the ginger persuasion.

"Look at that smell-dick - the scaldy face ginge."
"That's what yer ma said."
"...What?"
"Day-walker..."

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nut smell

Kevin Brown`s breath!

Kevin,goddammit, brush your teeth they smell like nuts!

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smell the flowers!!!!

when one thrusts ones camera in to a bunch of bushes or flowers to share the ambiance of the flowers.

cory: smell the flowers!!!! , THERE PRETTY!!! *throws camera into random bush.
kate: they cant acctually smell the flowers you dimwit!

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Smell Hair

Smell Hair is a bar game in which players take turns smelling strangers' hair without being noticed. As made famous by smellhair.com.

"Do you want to go to the bar tonight and play Smell Hair?"

"Sally just Smelled Hair on a Troy Polamalu lookalike!"

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smelling farts

A person who feels better than others, and lets you know it by making sticking their nose in the air.

Did you see that lady look at us? She's smelling farts.

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darcy smell

a very fine smell emitted by the dolphin skin like vagina of one darcenator

eric, does that (darcy smell) smell familiar?

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smell test

When you have no more clean clothes and the only clothes that you have are on the floor. So you go and pick them up and give them a good sniff, if they don't stink you wear it.

"Dude, I had to do a smell test on my shirt today."

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