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A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.
Houdini jizz boobs making out Cleaveland Steamer California Smoothie
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Hey, do you wanna make a cummie? They are cum smoothies.
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The act of stuffing a annoying Jew that talks to much in a blender in annoyance. Doesnt have to be jewish just have a large nose.
That kid had a huge nose and he talks too much, he better watch out or i might make a Jew Smoothie
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The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.
Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.
Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!
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blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness
“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”
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1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.
2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.
1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.
2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.
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when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...
I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.
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