Theyre blue because they never have sex. :^
It must really suck to be a smurf.
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Silly Minded Ugly Retarded fagots.....Little blue people that eat your deodorant while your sleeping....and sometimes touch your tally whacker.
Wheres my deodorant and why am I sticky? Damn you SMURFS!
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Used as a reference to a player on the blue team in an online Halo match
We're gonna whoop those smurfs' asses1
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a joint rolled in a blue post-it note
Tom smoked a smurf and got the munchies.
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To be demoted. To lose political power.
The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."
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Some kind of drug which makes people feel incredibly small, and they try to fit into small places/objects.
Somebody on smurf tried to fit into the exhaust-pipe of a car and burnt their head.
Another person tried to lift up the lines on a freeway to hide from cars under them, they died.
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