Smurfing

Ejaculating on a female who is wearing a blue top.....

Guy 1: man, guess what i did last night?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I Was Smurfing all over your sisters Blue ass fuckaaa...

Guy 2: Shit.....

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Theyre blue because they never have sex. :^

It must really suck to be a smurf.

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Silly Minded Ugly Retarded fagots.....Little blue people that eat your deodorant while your sleeping....and sometimes touch your tally whacker.

Wheres my deodorant and why am I sticky? Damn you SMURFS!

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used in place of the work fuck

smurf you, you smurfing freak

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Used as a reference to a player on the blue team in an online Halo match

We're gonna whoop those smurfs' asses1

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a joint rolled in a blue post-it note

Tom smoked a smurf and got the munchies.

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To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

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