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Taped pornography of anal sex involving corn cobs.
i was such a naughty girl, i let Miguel corn smut me all night long
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A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.
~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors
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A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.
I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.
You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?
Yes, why?
Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.
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A white or black female hooker who is butter faced, has raging beef curtains, and never stops slobbing deacon.
I can't believe you fucked that smut faced whore last night in the basement of a meth lab.
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When the door knob falls off because its lifespan was extended to the maximum. Therefore resembling the female whore species. Commonly known as skank with crappy make up jobs who sit on the street to suck penis for money and a life long job. Too bad she has herpes; and the female just doesnt get any worse. (has mileage). Oh yeah, and the extended warranty expired.
-Ew that fag is hanging out with a bunch of extended warranties. Don't they belong in that trash, bro?
-No, bro they live in the trashbikini bottom with spongebob whore pants.
-Ew bro you dont wanna wife her!
-why not?
-because man! that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. shes a smut nasty hoe
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Smut hole burfing is where someone burfs (throws up) down an outhouse hole.
"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.
Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
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someone: "Hey I got a bit creative and wrote Void x Foxy_dev smut-"
(gunshots)