1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.
2 (verb): To consume something quickly.
3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).
1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.
2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.
3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!
An act of extreme beastlyness or getting own'd by something.
"That spider in Lord of The Rings totally snarfed Frodo, but then Sam was like "YOU KNOW WHAT! IMMA SNARF THAT SPIDER AND SAVE FRODO"
sn'ahrf
verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')
The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.
*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.
Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!
A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.
Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.
A penis that has seen better days
My friend David has a real snarf bargler.
The act of farting in the bathtub and biting at the bubbles.
I was so drunk I was snarfing in the bathtub last night and almost drown.
He will seriously SNARF you’re SNORF
Dude... did you seriously just mess with Big Snarf? He’s gonna snarf you’re snorf so bad