A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..
I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.
The act of fellating a man's penis as he passes a kidney stone into the fellator's mouth.
Dude, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie the worst rocky snorkel, no wonder their marriage is on the rocks.
When a man uses a penis pump too often and blows a vein in ones penis. Making a blueish purple bruise.
Guys! I heard Jimmy has a blue snorkel! He uses his pump way too much!
When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
A Berlin Snorkel is when a woman's vagina is filled with beer, preferably a German style like a Hefeweizen or Dunkel, and her partner snorts it out with his/her nose.
Mike: I wish I didn't join Beer of the Month club. I have way too much.
Dan: Is any of it German?"
Mike: Yea...
Dan: Get your woman to do the Berlin Snorkel!
An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.
Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling