A cocaine dealer who sells to children.
"Hey Ted did you get anything from the snowman?"
"What the fuck Timmy aren't we like 11?"
Snowman
Snowman a Angry Short Blind plumber with a Micro Penis
Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.
Cr:Human
My god is Barney The Snowman.
A snowman who cannot be fucked with.
The indominable snowman didn't melt even under the hottest of Saharan suns.
When a man cums in a females mouth, then slaps her so hard she spits it out.
I gave my girlfriend a “Raging Snowman” last night!
When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.
Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman
The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!