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Similar to no soap...radio except it's cooler.
So I was working in the nuclear powerplant the other day, and this guy brings out a block of glowing blue material. I ask, "What the fuck dude, is that Caesium-137 soap?" and he replies "NO SOAP...RADIUM!"
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A discolouration of the soap on one's hand when washing ones ass. Usually caused by not wiping properly after one has had a shite.
Duder: DUDE! I got brown soap yesterday!
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O
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When someone gives an unimportant impromptu speech, gives their opinion in an unexpectedly long way, or goes on a short tangent about something; that the other person either did not need or want to hear.
Example 1
After listening to someone explain how important it is to do something while he or she is being redundant and/or irritating; also after listening to an explanation of something extremely simple to do:
"Was that really necessary to say? Can you get off your soap box now?"
Example 2
After giving a long description of an opinion or uncalled for advice:
"Alright. I'll get off my soap box now."
Example 3
Stacy took ecstasy with a bunch of friends at rave. While she was rolling she overheard one of her friends, Michael, talking on the phone to his girlfriend.
Michael: "I love you baby. Okay, I'll call you when I leave the rave...there is really bad service."
Stacy: "Hey Michael! Can I talk to you about something? Pleeeease?"
Michael: "Uh, yeah sure. What's up?"
Stacy: "Well, uhm, I think that you should really treat Jessica better....(ect)....So anyway, I really think you need to start being more concerned about her."
Off to the side:
Friend A: "Holy crap. She really needs to get off her soap box! It's so annoying."
Friend B: "I know. He definitely did NOT ask for her advice. Michael treats Jessica so well! The only reason why he's here is because his dad bought the ticket as a present for his birthday. Why did we let her take drugs?! Ugh."
Friend C: "Hey, hate to interrupt the shit talking, but our pills should be kicking in soon! Let's go back and try to see if she wants to dance, that should distract both of them."
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Someone who suffers from the genetic defect that makes Cilantro taste like soap.
"Get a load of that soap mouth picking the cilantro out of his tacos!"
When you add water to shampoo or soap bottle because it’s running out of soap
Did you make the soap potions in the shower?!
A term used to define one who has no personality and instead floats around with the crowd in order to make themselves feel validated. They don’t have a story to share, they’re just here for the ride until they pop into a bunch of nothingness in the end.
That person is a soap bubble. They won’t be able to hold a genuine conversation for long, so if you’re looking for someone to talk to, I wouldn’t go for them.
A well-washed butthole appropriate for licking.
Monique has an excellent soap hole, so she's always down to get her butt licked when she cruises down to 18th Avenue.