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when you cum in your hand and you smack a girl in the face cheek and splatter the cum everwhere
yo i was fuckin this bitch and then i gave her the spanish smack.
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The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...
also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"
Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...
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A girl stands in the middle of a group of guys, dancing like a spanish person. The guys jack off onto the girl and the cum is like "steamers and confetti". The girl keeps dancing.
Olivia was a part of the spanish wedding.
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something that you didnt expect jumping into your room right about now
no one expects the spanish inquisition
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1)a very bright full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky
2)a bar in New Orleans
3)a song by Little Feat about a bar in New Orleans
The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.
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When you're shagging a chick, you say "I have aids" and try and see how long you can stay inside her.
David was shagging Lucy, he decided to have some spanish rodeo fun, he yelled "I HAVE AIDS" and managed to fuck her for 5 seconds before she bucked him off.
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An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.
The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.
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