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Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.
1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"
43👍 22👎
a person who gargles and blows bubbles with semen after several men have ejaculated in that persons mouth
That slapper in that porno last night was a real sperm burper
28👍 13👎
a completely useless good-for-nothing person
YOU WASTED SPERM!!!
11👍 3👎
A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools
Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
80👍 45👎
A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.
"Lydia is a dirty sperm gulper."
19👍 8👎
when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man
Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.
20👍 8👎