Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.
slang term used to describe tampon
or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women
Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"
Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."
John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."
Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but he also has a mortgage.
sponge robert: sorry, i have to go to the bank today to make a payment on my mortage
An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
Noun: A derogatory term for one who licks their lips in military formation.
Suck it up Sponge-lips.
Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong