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beatdown squad

the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:

person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.

thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.

thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.

the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.

thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.

-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad

by sk1nnard November 3, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


D-Squad

a new yorker who moves south and thinks he is better than everyone else

You're such a d-squad, get an ego check.

by Gopingoper March 30, 2009

56๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Squad

A group of annoying women/girls who act like cunts but are prude as fuck even though they talk a big game. The leader or ultra cunt is to be refered to as the CSSC or the Cunt Squad supreme commander

Oh no, Adam is dating a member of the Cunt squad, looks like someones not getting any anytime soon.

by BryGuy118 January 18, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thug Squad

1.Get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees, wisdom.

2.Punkasses united by a common goal to whoop ass everywhere.

Look at all those little punkasses tryin' to be hardass punkasses like thug squad!

by angelicapickles March 16, 2009

53๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


nigger squad

A group of Niggers, typically 5 or more. They usually rampage around the hood and shit on peoples doorsteps. They can also use their magic nigger powers to lift a car up off the ground and carry it to their nigger base.

Dude 1- " Holy Shit did you see that Nigger Squad?"

Dude 2- "Yea they all just shit on my doorstep!"

Dude 3- "THEY JUST LIFTED UP MY FUCKING CAR AND TOOK OFF!"

Dude 1- "God Damn Nigger Squads!"

by NeegurFramer December 27, 2013

34๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tour Squad

what you do at NMMI. marching around with your rifle, PT, picking up trash, etc..

man my weekends gone thanks to tour squad

by justonabquo April 21, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bro-Squad

A group of people, usually bros, within a group, club, or school organization or sports team. Usually the marching band. Who have similar interests and ideas.

-Look at the Bro-Squad cleaning their instruments together.
-Yeah, I wish I was in the Bro-Squad.

by johnny boy2 March 27, 2013

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