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Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.

Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 12, 2010


Squishy Whistle

When a female wearing a g-string accidentally sharts causing a slight whistle followed by a squish.

My girlfriend and I were out to dinner the other night at a mexican restuarant, when I made her laugh so hard she accidentally farted playing me a tune on the squishy whistle.... so I sang along.

by jeep2oblivion October 16, 2020


Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 11, 2024


3/4 squishy

When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.

Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?

by Yeah unfortunately March 7, 2021


squishy cavern

Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Where the cave explorer goes. Gotta go drop some goo at the squishy cavern

I explored her squishy cavern all night long

by Cave explorer February 9, 2014


squishy dimple face

In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".

"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".

by hullabalou247 October 20, 2018


squishy pajamas

It’s the part of a women’s pajamas where you can stick your hand or another individuals hand through the groin area, hence the squishy area

Oh man SPJL got into Lisas squishy pajamas last night

by BRUH467357 September 20, 2017