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A blowjob given to a member of the band or other celebrity after a show. Typically given with the knowledge that no further communication will occur.
Susan embraced her inner slut and offered a back stage blowjob. With utter disgust, he accepted.
Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director
Usually seen with the stage manager
Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal
Usually doesn't know what they're doing
Is the adopted child of the stage manager
The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager
The average fornite kid's future
Retarded Kid 1: I just cummed to the Chun-Li fortnite skin
Kid 2: What in the name of Stage 4 Cancer is this shit
Retarded Kid 1: *Slaps it out to Chun-Li again*
The stage a former disney actor goes through to get rid of their child image.
Guy 1 - That one disney channel star released nudes!
Guy 2 - Must be going through their after disney stage
Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed
- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition
- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.
They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.
Stage 9
Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣
~ submitted by Hcurlylocks
Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.
Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)
what you say to someone when you want him/her to get out of your sight.
get out of my face, you Wap. exit, stage left.
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Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.
Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."
Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently
spoke Nicole.
Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"
Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"
Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"
Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"
Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"
Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."
Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."
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