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A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.
He is one of the best players on the Phillies team....he's achieved bobblehead status.
Extreme innapropriateness. Showing up uninvited and demanding VIP.
Guy1: Dude I'm at the white house innagural ball, you should come... just say my name at the door!
Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!
The lowest classification of human existence.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.
Shut up Mitchell, you Bot Status piece of shit. Look at the floor and shut the fuck up when you’re around me.
When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.
Facebook:
Fernando: Just got my license! #elated
Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.
zombie status is the state of mind when you are so tired but yet you have to be awake either to work or for school.
dude1: hey do you work today?
dude2: yeah it sucks, i work tonight. im working while on zombie status.
dude1: wow that sucks. good luck with that.
dude2: i hope i dont fall asleep, i need this job.
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The act of being extremely homosexual. Usually while being under the influence of alcohol. Originated from Phil Torres
I shouldnt of fucked that guy last night. I was totally in phil status
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When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)
Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"
Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.
By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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