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Altoona Steamer

See Cleveland Steamer

One need not go to ohio for a Cleveland Steamer, we've got the Altoona Steamer.

by Steely McBeam June 17, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


spartanburg steamer.

To have your face covered in shit by another individual and then immediately run into your room and cry without washing. The steamer is often preceded by the Hot Swank.

David called his Mom after enjoying a spartanburg steamer.

by L-ish January 16, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing.

1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act.

2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.

Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.

by BFitz99 March 22, 2006

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Brooklyn Steamer

To take a shit outside.

Brooklyn steamer-Originating in West Brooklyn, IL when a unidentified person shit behind the bars downtown.

by martrain July 20, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cleaveland steamer

(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.

felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer

by Xaphod January 13, 2006

310๐Ÿ‘ 227๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheesy steamer

when doing a cheesy charlie and you put the seram wrap on the persons face, instead of excreting fecal matter on the seram wrap take a shit on their chest being a cleveland steamer but they thought they were getting a cheesy charlie or a hot plate

So I got ready to give her a hot plate then did a cheesy steamer. She's so pissed now!

by SpriIce June 20, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cleavland Steamer

A sexual act that is performed by defacating upon your partners chest.

Okay hun, it'll be 30 dollars for sex, 10 dolalrs for oral, and an additional 15 if you want to do anything colorful such as a Cleavland Steamer.

by Jimmy Ray August 20, 2005

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