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a stupid saying myself and my mates have started saying when we want another team member to hurry up!
yo stef, we gotta go, lets do it stewart!
The type of guy that eats nails for breakfast, the type of guy that rides great whites naked through whirlpools, the type of guy that puts it in your butt and makes you want it deeper, the type of guy that takes shits that bitches fight over, the type of guy that fucks first and never takes names later, BOSS ASS NIGGA, the immortal, the punisher, the big and tall the one the only, the STEW.
That guy just blew a zebra!!!! OMG what a grant stewart!!!!
DaVon Stewart is a walking legend of a man in the prime age of 37 yrs old residing in the Nevada desert in the City of Sins.
His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
He can kill two stones with one bird
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
Superman has pijamas with his logo
Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
He once ignited a 510 battery - using only his hands.
1. General use: I saw Elon Musk was waiting in the lobby - rumor has it he's hoping to catch DaVon Stewart for an elevator pitch.
2. In popular culture: The said the new AVD carts modeled their aesthetic over DaVon Stewart's Jawline
3. Modified usage: Florida was absolutely dismantled by Hurricane Ian - good thing DaVon was out that day.
A fake name typically used by Indian Scammers to fool people to think that they are American. But it isn't the only names. Any caucasian name that is known to billions of people can be used.
*ringtone*
Indian Scammer:Ello, tannq yu for colling Meicrosoft tech support
An old woman:What is your name?
Indian Scammer:Aruu.. errm Bob... Stewart!
And old woman:Are you American?
Indian Scammer:Yes yes
An old woman: Hello bob stewart!
A very nice and handsome boy that always gets the ladys!
Stewart Graham has amazing grades!
Gas stations all over upstate New York that hick kids go to when they’re bored to go eat ice cream or pizza
Friend 1: Hey I’m bored
Friend 2: Ya’ll wanna go to Stewart’s
Friend 2&3: Yeah let’s go
Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.
He ate that pussy so good, it was like he put that Martha Stewart on it.