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When you take your girls braids and tie them behind your back while she is giving you head, locking her mouth on your dick.
I will only date a chick if her hair is long enough for me to pippy cock stocking her.
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When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.
Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.
Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.
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Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.
W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!
A euphemism for a threesome with two guys and one girl.
She went to the Hungarian stock market last night! Have you tried the sausage there? It's a two for one special!
An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.
My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?
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The Frankfurt Stock Exchange (www.frankfurtstockexchange.de), operated by Deutsche Börse, was founded over 400 years ago and is home to public companies from over sixty (60) countries, with North American companies representing approximately 40% of the stocks listed (including over 3,000 U.S. Companies). The Frankfurt Stock Exchange is the world's third largest trading exchange, ranking only behind the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and NASDAQ.
Many U.S. companies are choosing to go public on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange to avoid the Sarbanes-Oxley requirements.
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When two people of any gender exchange flatulence by lining up their asses so that their assholes align. They then fart at the same time, exchanging gases.
Dave and I are great proponents of the Baltimore Stock Exchange
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