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A person’s head is so far up another’s ass it would just be easier if that person just had a glass stomach.
AKA G.S.S
Nick has such a bad case of glass stomach syndrome that Marco should just get a glass stomach.
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What one would say upon consumption of Three Spring Rolls, which are loaded to the hilt with MSGs.
Girl: Three Spring Rolls Please.
Man: MSG'd!
Girl: Ouch! My stomach lining!
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Where you openly look for sex with people who have had a gastric bypass then proceed to go so deep you enter their stomach.
Holy fuck dude I definitely pulled a reverse stomach drain snake and it wasn't pretty or comfortable for my dick.
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Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
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When you hit it so hard you give her scars on her stomach
I gave her stomach scars last night
Butterflies in your stomach It’s the feeling of falling in love but also it’s based on the reproductive process ob the monarch butterfly that’s is well known in Mexico , specially in Aldama , that If you eat food infested by their eggs the fatter Pilar stays inside the nasal cavity till it turns in to a butterfly and it eats you inside till it goes away crawling from your eyes and nose in a really painful way , do not google it or butterfly care takers may have you and your loved ones on a list
Guy one : have you heard of the monarch butterfly thing? That comes from the saying “Butterflies in your stomach”
Guy two: shhh they may hear it don’t say buterflies your stomach or else they’re find you
When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.
Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.