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Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.
Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.
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synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".
well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.
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When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
Found this plastic straw in my garden today.
An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison
Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.
when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!
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exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"
"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
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The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.
So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!
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