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1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
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April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.
Yo my nigga i had to suck your dick its National Suck Dick Day no homo tho.
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on august 12th is national suck dick day ! if you don’t suck ya bae’s dick you a lame!
omg it’s national suck dick day
(boy)- suck my dick
(girl) - ofc its national suck dick day !
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baby go on ur knees as if your about to pray
Y baby?
Cuz today is national suck dick day
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National suck dick day is on June 25. This is a day you can let Wild an suck a dick.
Bob : Do you know what tomorrow is?
Susan : no, Bob what is it?
Bob : June 25th A.K.A. National suck dick day.
Susan : oh really, is it now
Bob : yep, so what you trying to do.
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When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
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It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!
You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?
Me -Suck my bitch, dick!