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when you are getting head you pee in the femails mouth.
ill piss in your mouth(califorina sunrise)
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When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.
He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.
When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.
Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.
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The act of a girlfriend surprising her boyfriend during his morning shower by creeping quietly into the bathroom and throwing the curtain open and proceeding to piss all over shower stall and his legs and feet
My girlfriend me got me good this morning with the Florida sunrise suprise
Cracking an egg in a woman's genitals after intercourse.
I loved her so much that I gave her a early morning sunrise
Unprotected sex with a foreigner taking place between 7 AM-12 PM usually at a hotel or resort.
On vacation to Europe last week I met this foreign broad and had myself a tahitian sunrise the next morning.
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A sneaky sexual act that happens when you wake up to find a dick in your ass.
Johnny woke up to find himself being penitrated by hairy gentelman name fredrick.
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