On September 30 it is national kiss a drummer or surfer
“Man I’m so excited for September 30”
“What’s that”
“ Kiss a surfer/drummer day you have to kiss a drummer of surfer girls go up to surfers or drummers and kiss them “
While doing a hoe anally, pull out, skeet skeet in aluminum foil, then put it over her face. It will mek her look like silver surfer.
"where'd you get that cut?"
"Joe gave me a silver surfer dat hoe me last night, and my skin got stuck when I tore the mask off"
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Skirt wearing GatCity beyotch. Loves to be passed around like chicken at a church picnic
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"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."
average surfer dude, always got the suh dude sound
surfer dude ¨suhhhh dud¨
surfer dude #2 ¨yeahhhhhh¨
Man lying on his back on the bed, woman standing on his belly, balancing on one foot white giving a footjob and pretend to be surfing
The Surfer given up to 110% more feeling and amudement than ant other sex position. Invented by Morten and Gunnar
When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.
Person 1: "I performed The Surfer on my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "Gnarly dude"