ms swan

Obese teacher. Known as double happys, cause she has a double chin. Shes ugly and a shit teacher.

Ms swan you fatty!

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swan

Someone who takes something said by a person, and repeats it over and over again in an american accent in order to make fun of them.

Guy1: (in the middle of a conversation) ... and then the jackass....
Swan: (American accent) Jackass!! Jackass!! Jackass!!
Guy2: Goddamn swan is such a dickhead

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Swan

a fat sack of shit, who has a papapamalien mom who dykes out with Madonna's secretary.

1.Wow this Swan weighs like a ton.
2. That girl is a Swan
3. THATS A BIIIIIIIG SWAN!

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Swan-dyke

1.
a word for a girl that is so lesbian there is no turning her back. not even for one night. she is also a slut.

2.
a word for a guy who is strait but acts more like a female than any actual female.

1.
do you see that lesbian couple over there?- they are soo swan-dykes

2.
the way that guy is walking around that store he is such a swan-dyke.

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Swan Queen

Some one who appreciates all the swans and likes to draw them on her notebook... or friends windshields.... wherever. She strongly desires to have a pet swan to attack others with.

Daryl was walking down the street with her pet swan when someone said "Who the hell do you think you are?" and she replied, "I am the swan queen BITCH".

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noah swan

A peculiar character who always denies his friends and most of the time is bitch. Very kind hostess of the mostess. When you have a friend like noah swan you have a friend for life he will do anything for you. But most noah swans are bitches

That guy is a real Noah Swan, great guy, little bit of a bitch

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Killer Swans

An excuse for guys to feel up guys.

{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
O RLY ?

(Setting the scene - there are a group of guys; two of them are Michaelangelo and Joseph)

MICHAELangelo (thinking): I want to feel up JOSepH - I know, I'll shout 'Killer Swans' and then I can feel him up.

MICHAELangelo: "Killer Swans!"

JOSepH: "Oh bother..."

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