A mall where a bunch of 6th graders go and take swag squad pics and walk around for no reason then buy Starbucks at target to post on their Snapchat story and then Ends up Leaving before 10 because “my mom said no later than 10” headass
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On Snapchat : “hey bro wanna go to centrall mall and dress up super swagger for no reason”
Finding women around the mall that are desperate to find a boyfriend/fuck buddy
Lets go to the mall and find some mall hoes...
The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.
- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
Those annoying kiosk sales people who shove perfume smells and jewelry in your face as you walk by.
John spent two hours in the mall because all the Mall Cunts kept offering him cologne.
The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc
I was coconut malling Brendan yesterday
Mall emo is the kind of bands MTV calls emo, MCR, P!ATD, linkin park and so on, this is not what emo music is. Mall emo is not necessarily bad music it's just not emo music.
Some guy: UGGGH I HATE MCR SOOOO MUCH!!!!!
Other guy: are you anti-mall emo?
Some guy: fo'sho
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Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.
Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!
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